Previous Part : Ghar ki Gaand - 9
Main ghar wapas aa gaya, tarah tarah ki uljhano ke bich ab main thak chuka tha. Ye Annu ko mujhse pyar vyar kahan se ho gaya, main to chut ka pujaari hu, main in chakkaro me nahi pad sakta, kuch bhi ho mujhe in pachdo se dur hi rehna hai bhai. Mai Annu ke pyar me padna nahi chahta tha, lekin bina pyar me pade Annu ki bur bhi to mil nahi sakti thi. Aur idhar ye laudeshwar Nilesh hai.
Annu mang raha hai mujhse. Chutiye ko itna akal nahi hai ki ladki usse chudna nahi chahti hai to isme main kya kar sakta hoon. Ek Annu ke liye Soni Moni aur Nilesh ki Maa ko to nahi chhod sakta na. Itna sacrifice to karna hi padta hai. 3 Chut ke badle ek chut kurban, not a bad thought. Lekin................
Wo love letter ki khusboo mere dimag par ab bhi chhaa rahi thi, buuuhhh buuuhhhh ye kya sochne laga main. Jaldi se koi intezam karna hoga yar. Bahut kaam pending pade hai. Idhar maa ko patana hai, udhar Renu Didi par hath maarna hai (iska zikr dusri kahani me hoga Meri Pyari Padosan : Renu Didi), Pooja Didi ki gand milegi ki nahi pata nahi, Annu ka intezam karna hoga, Soni ko maths padhana hai, Anjana chulchula rahi hai usko bhi shant karne ka mauka mil sakta hai. Bas bich me inke bhai bhandi naa mare to mere laude ke balle balle....
Subah ka samay hai. 8 baj rahe hai. Main apne bistar par lete lete apne diary me chudai ki planning kar raha tha. Hath me sketch pen liye apne plan ka raw sketch bana raha tha. Ki kis tarah cross combination banega saare jodo ka, aur kaise sabko busy rakh kar apna kaam nikal sakta hoon. Dimag me sirf ek baat chal rahi thi –
“Everything should be planned.” Lekin main ajnabi film ka akshay kumar nahi hoon, jo jiti hui baazi apne chutiyape ki wajah se haar jaunga, jarur kareena ki gaddedar gand ne uske dimag par patthar mar diye honge.
Khair mai apne planning me kafi mashroof tha, ki tabhi mere kamre me Pammi didi aati hai, main itna busy tha ki mujhe pata hi nahi chalta hai. Pammi Didi mere bistar ke paas aakar check kar rahi thi ki main kya bana raha hoon, mera dhyan Pammi Didi par bilkul nahi gaya, Aur Pammi Didi ne wo sketch dekh liya, usse sari planning ki jaankari ho gayi, ki main kya kya soch raha tha in dino.
Sketch me saaf saaf sabke naam likhe the, aur kaun kiski kya marega ye bhi defined the, Pammi didi ne sketch ko dhyan se dekha aur mujh par chillane lagi – “Ye kya sktech hai Ajay, ye kya plan bana rahe ho, ye kya hai, Maa ki gand Bipin se marwane ka sign hai ye, aur badle me Pooja ki gand milegi tumko. Aur, Renu ki gand, unknown time ka kya matlab hua, ye Annu aur Anjana kaun hai, Nilesh ki maa ka naam bhi likha hai. To tum yahi sab plan kar rahe ho aj kal.”
Me –“Are didi, tum bina bole andar kyu aa gayi. Aur main kya kar raha hoon, iski jasoosi karne ki kya jarurat thi”
Pammi Didi –“Mai jasoosi nahi karti to tu to Maa ki gand Bipin se marwa deta.”
Me –“Didi, badle me mujhe Pooja ki unchudi gand mil bhi to rahi hai.”
Pammi Didi –“aur ye Annu kaun hai, tu isko Nilesh ke liye reserve kyu likha hai. Aur ye Anjana par question mark, fir Pinki kaun hai again question mark.”
Didi ne dhyan se pure sketch ko dekha aur samjhane ki koshish ki, fir mujh par jor se cheekhi. “Kya hai ye, hai kya ye aakhir??”
Me –“Didi, aap to samjh hi chuki hai, Ye planning hai ki kaun kis se chudegi aur kaise chudegi.”
Didi –“Lekin tune aadha sketch hi banaya hai kya? Pura kar isko, fir mai dekhti hoon.”
Me –“Didi, sketch to lagbhag pura ho hi chuka tha, ki tum aa gayi.”
Didi –“To kya ye pura sketch hai.”
Me –“Haa nahi to aur kya!!!! Ab isme Katrina Kaif aur Kareena Kapoor ka naam bhi likhu kya??”
Didi –“Mai kya Katrina se kam hu? Ahhhhammm.... Ye sab kya hai bhai, main bahut gussa hoon tujh par.”
Me –“Kyu didi, main jawaan ho gaya hu, kuch to karunga na apni hawas mitane ke liye.”
Didi –“To kya teri hawas itni jyada hai ki tujhe 5-6 ladkiya chahiye, wo bhi kori kori, aur badle me tu apni maa ki gand bhi marwane ko taiyar hain.”
Me –“To kya hua didi, Maa ki hazaro baar chudi gand ke badle agar mujhe naya seal band gand mil rahi hai to, aap kyu gussa ho rahi ho.”
Didi –“Are gussa kyu na karu, iss sketch me to mera naam hai hi nahi. To gussa nahi karungi kya.”
Me –“Didi ........ ye kya bol rahi ho didi. Iss sketch me tumhara naam kyu dalunga main.”
Didi –“Jab tu apni Maa chudwa sakta hain, to apni Didi aur Behan nahi chuda sakta kya? Mujh me aisi kya burai hai ki tune mujhe shamil nahi kiya is sex ke mahabharat me mera naam.”
Me –“Didi, mai aapse bahut pyar karta hoon, aapko kaise kisi aur ke samne daal sakta hoon, aap meri didi ho koi mutton nahi, jo kisi bhi kutte ke samne daal diya.”
Didi –“To kya teri Maa meat ka tukda hai jo apne kutte dost ko khilane ki soch raha hai?? Bol bol na”.
Me –“Didi, uske badle to mujhe makhan jaisi gand bhi to milegi na.”
Didi –“Agar Maa ki itni chudi hui gand ke badle tujhe makkan jaisi gand mil sakti hai, to soch meri Angoor si jawani ke badle tujhe kya kya mil sakta hai.”
Me –“Lekin main......”
Didi –“Are soch mat jyada, ban ja mera dalaal, meri hawas ki aag bahut jor ki jal uthi hai Ajay, ab tu jaldi se mujhe bhi chudwa de kisi se, setting kara de meri bhi bhai.”
Me –“Didi, main aapse bahut pyar karta hu, aapko kisi se chudte hue dekh nahi paunga. Aap ungli kyu nahi karti hai.”
Didi –“Tu bhi to muth marta hi hai, lekin fir bhi tune bur aur gand ke khatir itna intezam kiya hai na.”
Me –“Didi, main muth marta hoon, ye tumhe kaise pata.”
Didi –“Mujhe sab pata hai, bathroom me meri panty me muth maar ke rakh dete ho. Kya sochte ho humko nahi pata chalega.”
Me –“Didi, lekin maine aapki panty par kabhi muth nahi mara, agar mujhe jarurat hoti bhi hai to main Maa ke kapdo par muth maar deta hoon.”
Didi –“Tumne aisa nahi kiya hai to Priya aisa karegi, nahi to Maa ke laude nikal gaye hai?”
Me –“Sach me didi maine teri panty par kabhi muth nahi mari hai, Pinki Promise.”
Didi –“To fir kisi na kisi ne to aisa kiya hai na, ki khud meri panty ne muth nikal diya hai.”
Me –“Mujhe lagta hai Papa ne kiya hoga, kyuki unke siwa koi aur hai bhi to nahi lund wala ghar me. Kahin aisa to nahi hai ki Papa tumko chodna chahte hai.”
Didi –“Ho sakta hai, ho ne ko to kuch bhi ho sakta hai, lekin mai Papa se bolungi kaise??”
Me –“Matlab tum Papa se chudne ke liye ready ho didi. Tumhi ko shuruat karni hogi, nahi to Papa to kabhi tumse nahi bolenge ki unko tumhari bur chahiye.”
Didi –“Lekin agar maine Papa se jakar kaha ki mujhe aapse chudwana hai aur Papa ne thappad maar kar bhaga diya to, GCPD ho jayega. Fir, bahar bhi kisi se marane nahi jaa paungi kyuki Papa ghar se nikalne to denge nahi fir.”
Me –“Didi itna mat socho, Papa tere jaise komal kachnar kali ko chode bina reh nahi payenge, itni mast item jo koi mard chhod kaise sakta hai
. Didi –“Koi chhode na chhode. Tum to chhod hi rahe ho aisi maal. Ha bhai, tum mujhe kyu chodoge, tere paas to ab 36-38 size ki gand wali laundiya jo hai”
Me –“Kya 36-38” Didi –“Are wahi 36 ki gand wali Renu hai na tere pas, aur Maa ki gand to 38 hai, to tu mere 34 ki gand par kyu nazar daalega. Tujhe to bade bade gand pasand aati hai na.” Me –“Didi, aisi baat nahi hai, aapki gand abhi tak kabhi chudi nahi hai na, isliye 34 ki hai, ek bar aapne gand me laude lene shuru kiye to aapki gand to Maa se bhi chaudi ho jayegi. Aur, Papa ke lund se apne gand maraya to 1 mahine me aapki gand 38 ki ho jayegi.” Didi –“To tu kyu nahi kar deta meri gand 38 ki chod chod kar. Kya tera lund nahi khada hota meri gand dekh kar.”
Me –“Didi, aisa nahi hai mujhe to Pooja Didi ki kori gand mil hi rahi hai, tu Papa ko chakhana apni virgin gand. Sacchhi Papa maze se pelenge teri mastani gand ko.” Didi –“Bhai, kabhi mana nahi karte garam bur aur mastani gand ko, milte hi maar lena chahiye. Jab main tumse chudne ko taiyar hu to tu kyu mana kar raha hai. Chakh le na meri bur aur gand bhai.”
Me –“Didi, aise bhi pehle din teri bur aur gand to chod paunga nahi, kyuki bur fatne ke baad gand to tum khud nahi dogi. Pata nahi kitne din chal bhi na paao.”
Didi –“Bas itni si baat, to chal tu pehle meri gand hi maar le. Fir baad me meri bur chod dena. Aise bhi dono taraf se mera seal tight hai, aaj tak kabhi ungli bhi nahi daali hai, bahut garam hoti hu to bas ragad leti hu hath se.”
Me –“Didi, pehle bur chodna chahiye, jab ladki ki bur paani chhod de, tab hi gand ke bare me sochna chahiye. Maza dono ko aana chahiye na. Tum pehle Papa se chudwao, hum to fir hai hi tumko bhogne ke liye daily.”
Didi –“Lekin pata kaise kare ki Papa mujhe chodna chahte bhi hai ya nahi, kahin aisa to nahi hai ki Papa bas masti ke liye meri panti par muth marte ho, Aur main jab unse chudne jau to wo thappad mar kar bhaga de.”
Me –“Kya didi, ek hi baat bar bar ratt rahi ho, nahi bhagayenge Papa aapko, lund ki pyaas aisi hoti hai ki mard kisi bhi chudne aayi aurat ko wapas nahi bhej sakta. Chahe uski dadi hi kyu na chudne aayi ho.”
Didi –“Lekin Ajay, Papa ka lund to bahut mota hoga, mere itne chhote se bur aur gand ka kya hoga, kabhi socha hai, bilkul fail jayegi, Gali(Street) se GTRoad(Grand Trank Road-NH1) ban jayegi, mujhe apni bur aur gand ka highway nahi banwana hai, tu chod kar pakki sadak hi bana de meri bur ki, wahi kaafi hogi.”
Me –“Didi, kitna bhi bacha lo, bhosda to banega hi teri bur, kyuki mera lund bhi kuch kam nahi hai.” Didi –“Ban jane de bhosda meri bur ka, tu agar dariya bhi bana de to koi gham nahi, lekin Papa se mujhe bahut dar lagta hai. Pehle ek bar to mujhe chudwana hi hai , tabhi Papa ke pas chudne jaungi.”
Me –“Thik hai Pammi didi, lekin abhi to ye possible nahi hai. Aur tum itni chudasi ho gayi ho ki tumko ab ragadna hi padega. Jao bathroom, ek bar ragad lo. Main tab tak Maa ki gand par nazar rakhta hoon.”
Maine Pammi didi ke dono kandho par hath rakha aur didi ko dhakka dete hue bathroom ke andar ghusa diya. Tabhi Maa didi ki room me aayi. Maa –“Kya hua, kyu dono lad rahe ho fir se??”
Me –“Kuch nahi Maa, bas Didi nahane nahi jaa rahi hai aaj, maine kitna bola naha le, kai mahino se nahi nahaya hai tune, par ye hai kisamajhti hi nahi hai.”
Pammi Didi –“Tumko to main abhi batati hoon, aur Pammi Didi mere pichhe daudi.”
Main wahan se bhag nikla, pata nahi fir didi ne bathroom me kya kiya. Lekin, jo bhi kiya hoga accha hi kiya hoga. Maa ne Didi ke drawer se kuch nikala aur rasoi me chali gayi. 09:30 baj chuke hai, aur main abhi tak taiyar bhi nahi hua hoon. Main jaldi se bhaaga apne room ki orr. Jaldi se nahaya, kapde pehne, taiyar hua, aur chal diya college Nilesh aur Vicki ke sath. Man me chulbuli si sawaalo ki jhadi lagi thi. Nilesh bhi kaafi khush tha, ki main uske aur Annu ke bich se hatt gaya hu.
Me –“Kya bhai, bade khush nazar aa rahe ho, kya baat hai teri to lottery hi nikal padi hai.”
Vicki –“Kya hua bhaiyo kis baat ki lottery nikal padi hai, aur kiski nikli hai.??”
Me –“Are tum to puchho hi mat, sun nahi payega tu, Nilesh ji ko pyar ho gaya hai, ab puchega ki kis-se. Puchh puchh hey”
Vicki –“Are kya baat hai. Ab bata bhi do kis-se pyar hua hai bhai ko.”
Nilesh ki to “teen tiya barah” ho rahi thi dar se, kuch bol bhi nahi sakta tha, aur na mujhe rok sakta tha, chupchap khade chehre par banawati muskan liye has raha tha. Main bhi tang khichne ka mauka khona nahi chahta tha.
Me –“Ab to na college me man lagega Nilesh ka, na hi ghar me. Bas chain aayega to bathroom me. Ha hahah”
Nilesh –“Abe bas karo, bahut bol rahe ho tum, tezz mat bano Ajay.”
Vicki –“Kya bol diya be aisa ki aag-e ugalne lage ho bhayanak type ka yaar. Bas itna hi to bola hai ki pyar karte ho. Kyu bathroom me pyar nahi karte ho kya, ooooo to fir room me hi karte hoge ahhaha hahah”
Me –“Abe ab bas karo yaar, bhai ke dil ka Volleyball mat banao to ab. Chalo class chalte hai.”Class me aaj kuch man nahi lag raha tha. Soch soch kar maza bhi aa raha tha aur aane wale dino ke liye taiyar bhi hona tha. Jo bhi ho, lekin ab Pooja Didi apne saath thi, bas khali time par pahuchna tha. Aur fir le... dhaka dhak......... fucka fuck.......... Yeh sab baat sochte sochte ek period khatam ho gaya. Fir dusre class me Bipin aakar mere saath bagal me baith gaya, hum dono dhire dhire baat karne lage.
Me –“Kya bola didi ne, gand marane ke liye ready hai kya?”
Bipin –“Gand marane ke liye bekarar hai didi to, lekin bolti hai ki pehle mujh se marwayegi.”
Me –“Are yaar gajab musibat hai ye bhi, ab nahi maan rahi hai to pakad ke jabardasti pel dete hai bolo to.”
Bipin -“Nahi yaar Didi hai meri, aaj nahi to kal maan hi jayegi, jabardasti balatkar thode karna hai. Fir jabardasti karenge to Bhabhi ko kaise patayenge. Dono hath se nikal jayegi.”
Me –“haa yaar, baat to sahi hai, dekh mere to kuch samjh me nahi aa raha hai, tu hi ab kuch soch, mujhe to nind aa rahi hai, kal raat so nahi paaya yaar isi tension me.”
Bipin –“Tu tension mat le yaar, mai Didi ke gand nahi fadunga pehle, Pehle tu aram se gand marna, fir agar didi fir se gand marane ko ready hui to hum lenge.”
Me –“Haa yaar, bas ek baar rasta khulne ka der hai, fir to jitna chahe chod sakte ho. Tera lund ka kya haal hai, kal bhi to raat bhar chudai chala hoga.” Bipin –“Haa yaar, badi chudasi maal hai yaar Pooja Di, jab dekho tang faila ke bolti hai lauda do bur me, sala 2 hi din me behanchod 7 pose me chudwa chuki hai, gajab experiment kar rahi hai mere lund par, kabhi upar kabhi niche, kabhi bed par, kabhi sofe par, saala aaj to nahaye bhi saath hi hai.” Me –“Bhag sala, kya baat kar raha hai..Khaa Kasam??”
Bipin –“Kasam se yaar, Garam garam badan par jab thanda thanda pani pad raha to, oo ho ho.... kya bataye. Nahane se pehle bhi ek round ho gaya dhaka dhak.... Aur pata hai iss baar to Didi ne mera lund chusa bhi, wo bhi pura andar tak le ke.”
Me –“Dekha bole the na, ek baar chusegi to fir lund chhodegi nahi, hamesa chusti rahegi, ab to Pooja Didi 10 inch ka lund bhi pura ghusa legi muh me. Maine pura rasta clear kar diya hai.”
Bipin –“Maza to khub aa raha hai Didi ko bhokiyane me, lekin teri Maa ka gand mil jaata na to gajab chodte suta suta ke, teri Maa ki gand kya chiz hai yar. Utna bada to mera takiya bhi nahi hai yaar. Mann karta hai teri maa ki gand par sar rakh kar soya rahu. Jugaad bhida raha hai ki nahi. Jaldi se dilaa de yaar, teri maa ki gand.”
Me –“Teri maa ka bhosda, itna try kiya fir bhi koi baat nahi bani hai abhi tak, pata nahi maa ki bur kab milegi thokne ko, upar se agar maa ne gand marane se mana kiya to, dono khelte rahenge apna apna khutte se, samjhe.”
Bipin –“Abe nahi yaar, try kar na, teri maa ka gand ke bare me sochte hi lund khada ho jata hai yaar, aaah dekh fir khada ho gaya hai. Dard bhi kar raha hai ab to lund, bahut chudwayi hai didi. Yahan se sidhe mere ghar chalna be, kahin didi fir chodne boli to tum hi chod dena, mera haalat kharab kar di hai.”
Me -“Thik hai, chalenge. Teri didi to khatarnak randi ho gayi hai yaar, aise hi progress karti rahi to “Jynx Maze” ko bhi fail kar degi saali.”
Bipin –“Sahi bola, lekin madarchod wali, tere se gand marwane me kya problem hai usko, ek hi baar to marwana hai, fir hum marenge na daily. Lekin, behanchod taiyar hi nahi ho rahi hai.”
Me –“Abe behanchod Pooja Didi nahi, tu hai ,samjha laude ke 13.”
Bipin –“Haa be laude ke 8, hum tumko roke hai kya apni behan chodne se, tu kyu nahi chodta Pammi Didi ko, ek kaam to hota nahi hai, humko bol raha hai.”
Maine socha Maa ko to approach kiya nahi hai, Pammi Didi to mujhse marwane ko ready hi hai. Aur, garam to aisi thi ki gadhe se bhi pilwa legi. Maa ke badle Didi ki deal kar lete hai, aur Didi ki gand pehle maar ke isko denge 2nd hand maal. Aur, fir Maa ke gand ke badle iski bhabhi ki gand le lenge. ekdum sahi rahega.
Me –“Yaar Bipin, ek baat bolun”
Bipin – “haa bol na, ek nahi 100 baat bol. Hum kya tera jujji pakad ke rakhe hai jo tera baat nahi nikal raha hai.”
Me –“Yaar Maa meri taiyar hogi ki nahi pata nahi, ek kaam karte hai ki teri Didi ki gand ke badle me tu meri Pammi Didi ki gand le le, Fir teri maa ya bhabhi ki gand dilawna tab meri Maa ki gand le lena.”
Bipin –“Nahi yaar, mujhe to bas teri Maa ki gand hi acchi lagti hai. Talab lagi hai abhi mujhe teri maa ki, aur tu mujhe Pammi Didi ki gand dekar nipta raha hai.”
Me –“Nahi yaar, Maa ki gand pata nahi paa raha hu tere liye dost, kya karun.” Bipin –“Dekh mujhe tujh par pura bharosa hai, main Pooja Didi ko tujhse gand marwane ke liye patata hoon, tu mere liye apni Maa ki gand tel laga kar taiyar kar.”
Me –“Koshish karunga aaj ghar wapas jate hi. Everything will be planned.” Bipin –“Madarchod, teri plan ki maa ki chut naa ho jaye, sambhal kar.”
Me –“Chal ab ghar chalte hai, sochne ka nahi ab kuch karne ka samay aa gaya hai.”
Bipin –“Bye, see u tomorrow..”
Charo dost ‘Me-Nilesh-Bipin-Vicki’ apne-apne ghar chale jate hai college se wapas. Mujhe ab tak ye bhi pata nahi tha ki meri garam Pammi didi ne mere jaane ke baad bathroom me kya kiya. Apni bur ki garmi ragad kar nikala, ya jalti bhatti par paaani daal kar aag bujha di. Abhi didi ki bhatti ki aag puri tarah shant nahi hui thi, aag bujhane ke baad bhi dhuwaa to uthta hi rehta hai, wo Pammi didi ki aankho se pata chal hi raha tha. Mere ghar pahuchte hi Pammi didi ki aankho me ajib si hunger dikhay de rahi thi, jaise mujhe aagaah kar rahi ho ki beta mil kone me batati hu, jam kar chodungi tujhe.
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